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Greetings stuffed jalapeno fans!
Sorry for being so late this month, it's been a busy one!
Man, can summer be
half over already?!? Time goes by fast when you're havin' a good
time. Still time for a coupla more BBQ cookoffs and a whale of a good time
on Labor Day. That's the weekend for our county fair. Out here in the
boonies it's pretty big doin's. Time to catch up with everybody and let
your hair down a bit.
On a family note, I just found out that my cousin is
training to be one of the pilots for the Virgin Airlines Space Tourism
Plane/Spaceship. Pretty Cool!
^^^^^^
Thank You For your
Support.
"Neighbor" Dave Fillmore
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Grumpy's Favorite
Grumpy is a
simple guy. He likes to take just plain ol' Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage
and cram as much as he can down in the pepper. Course he pokes a hole in
the bottom to let the water out, and he smokes them for what seem like
forever. I'll have to admit they are pretty good. But I'm going to stick
to refried beans and cheese as my favorite.
Come on
y'all, send me some recipes! I can use all the help I can get!
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Show Dates
August
Aug 15-17
Peddler Show
Corpus Christi TX
September
Sept 5-7
Zestfest 2008
Fort Worth TX
Sept 12-14
Peddler Show
Bryan/College
Station TX
Sept 19-21
Peddler Show
Amarillo TX
Sept 26-28
Peddler Show
Midland TX
October
Oct 10-12
Peddler Show
Lubbock TX |
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How to Stop Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her
enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
towns only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several
others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and
walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny ... He said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's
house ... walked home ... and left it there all night.
You gotta love George!
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
A penny saved
is a government oversight.
The real art
of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but
also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The sole
purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in
trouble.
The easiest
way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The older you
get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your
fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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